**THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”*

Joke Time: Blonde Goes Ice Fishing
Published by djmick on February 9th, 2010

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary equipment together, she made for the ice.

After positioning herself on her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

*”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”*


Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
*”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”*

The blonde, now worried, gathered her things and moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
*”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”*

She stopped, looked skyward and cried out, *”Is that you, God?”*

The voice replied,
*”NO…THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK