Don't mess with old people.-(True Story) I LOVE IT!

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"



George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.

Feeding Tigers with COW in China

In China, live Cows are being fed to Tigers to entertain tourists. A witness says that a tourist can pay $200 to the zoo authorities and order a live Cow to been thrown into Tigers Safari so that they can feed on her so the tourists can get entertained.

Animal welfare societies and PETA are not coming forward and these poor cattle are becoming victims of bloody entertainment of human beings.

Heinz Premium Chili Sauce & Heinz Seafood Cocktail Sauce

Heinz Premium Chili Sauce & Heinz Seafood Cocktail Sauce

By Todd Wilbur

The name of this tomato based sauce belies its taste. There's not even a hint of spiciness here that someone might associate with "chili". Instead you get a sweet & sour sauce that's got more tang than ketchup, and more chunks. And what are those chunks? According to the label they're dehydrated onions, so that's exactly what we'll use In this formula. But be sure to get the bottle that say dried "minced" onions, because the "chopped" kind are too big. Th'e recipe is a simple one since you just combine everything in a saucepan & simmer until done. And if you cruise down to the Tidbits at the bottom of this recipe, I'll show you a quick way to turn this saucy clone into a copy of Heinz Seafood Cocktail Sauce. It's two recipes in one!

1 c tomato puree
1/3 c light corn syrup
1/4 c white vinegar
2 t dried minced onion
2 t granulated sugar
1 t salt
1 t lemon juice
1/8 t garlic powder

Whisk together all ingredients in a small saucepan & place it over medium/low heat. When mixture begins to bubble reduce heat to low & simmer uncovered for 30 minutes. Cover & cool, then refrigerate until cold. Makes 1 c.

Tidbits: You can easily rebound from this chili sauce into a clone of Heinz Seafood Cocktail Sauce by simply stirring in 2 t of prepared horseradish when the sauce has cooled. Cover & chill until needed.

Cheeseburger Macaroni

Cheeseburger Macaroni

Serving Size : 6

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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8 ounces elbow macaroni
1 pound lean ground beef
1 medium onion -- chopped
29 ounces stewed tomatoes -- Italian style, undrained
1/4 cup ketchup
1 teaspoon ground red pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded -- 4 ounces

Cook and drain elbow macaroni using package directions. Cook ground
beef and onion in a Dutch oven that's been sprayed with nonstick
cooking spray. Cook the meat over medium-high heat until the meat is
no longer pink. Be sure to crumble the beef with a cooking spoon.
Drain off excess fat. Pat the ground beef with paper towels to remove
any remaining fat.

Stir stewed tomatoes and next 3 ingredients into skillet. Cook until
heated. Stir in cooked macaroni. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Serve
immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.

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Per Serving (excluding unknown items): 472 Calories; 23g Fat (43.4%
calories from fat); 25g Protein; 42g Carbohydrate; 3g Dietary Fiber;
77mg Cholesterol; 504mg Sodium. Exchanges: 2 Grain(Starch) ; 2 1/2
Lean Meat; 2 Vegetable; 3 Fat; 0 Other Carbohydrates.



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Adam & Eve ?????

How Did We All Come From Adam and Eve?
Source: Pravda.Ru

By Babu G. Ranganathan
Young people, and even adults, often wonder how all the varieties or "races" of people could come from the same original human ancestors. Well, in principle, that's no different than asking how children with different color hair (i.e., blond, brunette, brown, red ) can come from the same parents who both have black hair.

How Did We All Come From Adam and Eve?



Just as some individuals today carry genes to produce descendants with different color hair and eyes, humanity's first parents, Adam and Eve, possessed genes to produce all the variety and races of men. You and I today may not carry the genes to produce every variety or race of humans, but humanity's first parents did possess such genes.
All varieties of humans carry genes for the same basic traits, but not all humans carry every possible variation of those genes. For example, one person may be carrying several variations of the gene for eye color ( i.e., brown, green, blue ) , but someone else may be carrying only one variation of the gene for eye color ( i.e., brown ). Thus, both will have different abilities to affect the eye color of their offspring.
Some parents with black hair, for example, are capable of producing children with blond hair, but their blond children (because they inherit only recessive genes) will not have the ability to produce children with black hair unless they mate with someone else who has black hair. If the blond descendants only mate with other blondes then the entire line and population will only be blond even though the original ancestor was black-haired.
In reality there is only one race - the human race - within which exists myriad variations and permutations.
The evidence from science shows that only microevolution (variations within a biological "kind" such as the varieties of dogs, cats, horses, cows, etc.) is possible but not macroevolution (variations across biological "kinds", especially from simpler kinds to more complex ones). The only evolution that occurs in Nature is microevolution (or horizontal evolution) but not macroevolution (vertical evolution).
The genetic ability for microevolution exists in Nature but not the genetic ability for macroevolution. The genes (chemical and genetic instructions or programs) for microevolution exist in every species but not the genes for macroevolution. Unless Nature has the intelligence and ability to perform genetic engineering (to construct entirely new genes and not just to produce variations and new combinations of already existing genes) then macroevolution will never be possible in Nature.